Was ist ein Bimmer ???

[alterschlingel]

Sagt mal Leute, ich lese dieses Wort immer wieder (auch im E39-Forum) und ich weiß natürlich, das damit die Autos gemeint sind, nur kannte ich das Wort nicht und vielleicht kann mir jmd was dazu sagen ???
Genauso "imho"....bin noch nicht auf die Bedeutung gestoßen

Grüße Tanino

[bimmer_zzz]

Zitat von alterschlingel

Sagt mal Leute, ich lese dieses Wort immer wieder (auch im E39-Forum) und ich weiß natürlich, das damit die Autos gemeint sind, nur kannte ich das Wort nicht und vielleicht kann mir jmd was dazu sagen ???
Genauso "imho"....bin noch nicht auf die Bedeutung gestoßen

Grüße Tanino

bimmer steht in amerika für bmw... die amis sind zu faul bmw auszusprechen... dafür sagen sie bimmer....

[alterschlingel]

was ??? ist das wahr ???
naja "bi-em-dabbeljuh" ist natürlich schwieriger....

oder war das nur ein joke ???

[TheGood]

ne ne das stimmt schon, das sagen die Amis so


und imho ist die Abkürzung für "in my humble opinion"

[magicgeorge]

IMHO
„In My Humble Opinion“ - „Meiner unmaßgeblichen/bescheidenen Meinung nach“
„In My Honest Opinion“ - „Meiner aufrichtigen Überzeugung nach“


Quelle: Wikipedia!

[magicgeorge]

Zitat von TheGood

ne ne das stimmt schon, das sagen die Amis so


und imho ist die Abkürzung für "in my humble opinion"

Warst schneller!!!

[TheGood]

Zitat von magicgeorge

IMHO„In My Humble Opinion“
„In My Honest Opinion“„Meiner unmaßgeblichen/bescheidenen Meinung nach“,
„Meiner aufrichtigen Überzeugung nach“

Quelle: Wikipedia!

oder so hab wohl das honest unter den Tisch fallen lassen

[TheGood]

Zitat von magicgeorge

Warst schneller!!!

nun dafür aber ohne Quelle und wohl auch nur zur Hälfte

[dwz8]

Zitat von TheGood

oder so hab wohl das honest unter den Tisch fallen lassen

nee, es ist humble.
Es gibt
IMO = in my opinion
und
IMHO = in my humble opinion

Letzteres ist eine respektvollere Formulierung als die erste.

Es kann natürlich auch eine Verbindung geben zu
IMHOtep, wer weiß daß schon...

[QP30]

Zitat von bimmer_zzz

bimmer steht in amerika für bmw... die amis sind zu faul bmw auszusprechen... dafür sagen sie bimmer....

Verstehe ich aber nicht. Jeder Engländer schreibt Beamer weils auch so ausgesprochen wird.

Bimmer hört sich (wenn man es so spricht wies geschrieben wird) bescheuert an

Amis halt, die haben unsere Sprache total versaut

Gruß,
Cliff

[ghostdog]

Zitat von QP30

V
Amis halt, die haben unsere Sprache total versaut
Cliff

gehören immer zwei dazu,
einer der versaut und einer der versauen lässt.........

[QP30]

Zitat von ghostdog

gehören immer zwei dazu,
einer der versaut und einer der versauen lässt.........

Stimmt, deshalb das hier:

Brits Revoke American Independence

To the citizens of the United States of America,
In the light of your failure to elect a suitable President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.
A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1. You should look up revocation in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up aluminium. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter U will be reinstated in words such as favour and neighbour; skipping the letter U is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell doughnut without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter Z (pronounced zed not zee) and the suffix ize will be replaced by the suffix ise. You will learn that the suffix burgh is pronounced burra (e.g. Edinburgh). You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as Pittsberg if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up vocabulary. Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as like and you know is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up interspersed. There will be no more bleeps in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language, then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.
2. There is no such thing as US English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter u and the elimination of -ize.
3. You should learn to distinguish between the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit, or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as Taggart will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is Devon. If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become shires (e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire).
4. Hollywood will be required to occasionally cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as Men Behaving Badly or Red Dwarf will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.
5. You should relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen, but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.
6. You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American football but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls game called Rounders which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.
7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. (Merde is French for Shit.) The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2 nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called Indecisive Day.
9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer, which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
11. As a sign of penance, 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.
12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. The substances formerly known as American Beer will henceforth be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser Company, whose product will be referred to as Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
13. From December 1st, the UK will harmonise petrol (or Gasoline, as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st, 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).
14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should be handled only by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.
Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your cooperation.



Gruß,
Cliff

[dwz8]

So, Cliff, I take it that the UK will move to metric first?

[matthes_76]

Bimmer... typisch Amis halt...

Persönlich finde ich solche Abkürzungen ziemlich affig: Mein Favorit (negativ gesehen) ist "ROFL" : Roll On Floor, Laughing... oder so ähnlich.

[alterschlingel]

mann mann, bei diesem AKüQ braucht man ja ein Wörterbuch

[Xevven]

Zitat von QP30

Stimmt, deshalb das hier:
Brits Revoke American Independence
...

Absolute Klasse Cliff

[dwz8]

Zitat von matthes_76

Bimmer... typisch Amis halt...

Persönlich finde ich solche Abkürzungen ziemlich affig: Mein Favorit (negativ gesehen) ist "ROFL" : Roll On Floor, Laughing... oder so ähnlich.

oder ROTFLMAO (roll on the floor, laughing my ass off)

Schön ist auch IANAL, hat nichts mit dem Allerwertesten zu tun, sondern heißt einfach "I am not a lawyer"

Eine schöne Sammlung findet sich hier.

[bimmer_zzz]

Zitat von alterschlingel

mann mann, bei diesem AKüQ braucht man ja ein Wörterbuch

beim bund, oder auf behörden ist das mit dem abkürzungswahn noch schlimmer...

[Tron]