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Wer braucht schon Lack
Wie rückständig und unflexibel!...und für die etwas älteren unter uns: Taste STRG + Mausrad rauf und runter...
Witze an die Sonne!
- Ersteller chris22
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Xana
Bekennende Blümchenpflückerin
Stimmt, geht auch so
Stutzeweck
macht Rennlizenz
- Registriert
- 16 Oktober 2005
- Wagen
- BMW Z3 roadster 2,8i
"....klar, bissl Müh`sollt ma sich scho gebbe...."
Stutzeweck
macht Rennlizenz
- Registriert
- 16 Oktober 2005
- Wagen
- BMW Z3 roadster 2,8i
"Isch bin jetzt hergange un hab die ganz Dos` enei gekippt, druffgschisse, de Rest brauch ich eh nimmi."
Der Typ ist im Grunde genommen zu beneiden: Da werden sich nicht viele Gedanken gemacht, muß nicht alles perfekt sein, ect.
Der Typ ist im Grunde genommen zu beneiden: Da werden sich nicht viele Gedanken gemacht, muß nicht alles perfekt sein, ect.
Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' and toward the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, "but for a million pounds, you've only got one life-line left, 'Phone a Friend'. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"
"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
a) Sparrow?
b) Thrush?
c) Magpie?
d) Cuckoo?
"I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''So I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin." Mick called up his mate Paddy, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
"Fucking hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple ... it's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"
"I’m fucking sure."
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go with cuckoo as me answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.
"Dat it is."
There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!"
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy, how in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"
"Because he lives in a fucking clock!"
"Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!"
"Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?
a) Sparrow?
b) Thrush?
c) Magpie?
d) Cuckoo?
"I haven't got a clue." said Mick, ''So I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin." Mick called up his mate Paddy, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.
"Fucking hell, Mick!" cried Paddy. "Dat's simple ... it's a cuckoo."
"Are you sure?"
"I’m fucking sure."
Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, "I'll go with cuckoo as me answer."
"Is that your final answer?" asked Chris.
"Dat it is."
There was a long, long pause and then the presenter screamed, "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!"
The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Paddy, how in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?"
"Because he lives in a fucking clock!"
Schrubbel
Lord Helmchen
Lippe
macht Rennlizenz
Hoffe den hatte ich nicht von hier 
Lippe
macht Rennlizenz
Für die BigBangFans
stimmt
stimmt
voon
macht Rennlizenz
- Registriert
- 10 Juni 2008
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- anderer Wagen
Na das war wohl einfach kurz fuers Foto an die Verwandten.
Lippe
macht Rennlizenz
Lippe
macht Rennlizenz
Lippe
macht Rennlizenz
Ja, weil an den Tagen zuvor alle Wittgensteiner schon mit Fellen ausgestattet wurden.....
Burns
Saarlänner
, der vor Jahrzehnten in Erndtebrück Wehrdienst leisten durfte.
Z4-Roadster
macht Rennlizenz
Z4-Roadster
CityCobra
Gesperrt
- Registriert
- 28 August 2010
- Wagen
- BMW Z4 e86 coupé 3,0si
CityCobra
Gesperrt
- Registriert
- 28 August 2010
- Wagen
- BMW Z4 e86 coupé 3,0si