Witze an die Sonne!
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Kinofan
Der Tunnelfetischist unter den "Dreien"
Ich habs jetzt 10 Mal gelesen
Ich lese immer noch "Brüste"
und warum?
weil Du es so willst!
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Mann sieht, wie sein Auto brennt - und rettet das Bier!
In Berlin-Neukölln ist am späten Samstagabend ein Auto abgefackelt. Der Besitzer konnte nur noch zwei Kästen Bier aus dem Wagen retten. | TAG24
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reptile
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und dann trägt der noch den kasten falsch, das paulaner hat doch diese goldgriffe zum besseren transportAnhang anzeigen 546909
Mann sieht, wie sein Auto brennt - und rettet das Bier!
In Berlin-Neukölln ist am späten Samstagabend ein Auto abgefackelt. Der Besitzer konnte nur noch zwei Kästen Bier aus dem Wagen retten. | TAG24
Zetster
macht Rennlizenz
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
Zetster
macht Rennlizenz
Der Heizer
macht Rennlizenz
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Zetster
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Zetster
macht Rennlizenz
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