Alice, who the f...k is Alice..

dwz8

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Ich konnte nicht widerstehen, hier also mein erster Dialog mit Alice...:w :d

Willkommen! Du hast den Raum [Lounge] um 09:35 betreten
[Lounge]: dwz8 hat den Raum um 09:35 betreten
/backtime 2
Willkommen! Du hast den Raum [Bar] um 09:36 betreten
[dwz8] 09:38: ?
[Alice] 09:38: Do you believe in god?
[dwz8] 09:38: not right now, I am too tired for this.
[Alice] 09:38: If not that, what?
[dwz8] 09:39: BMW?
[Alice] 09:39: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Can you please rephrase that with
fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
[dwz8] 09:39: so you are another script running around here?
[Alice] 09:39: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am another script running around here
another script running around here.
[dwz8] 09:40: good idea, keep him busy
[Alice] 09:40: Thanks. Chat amongst yourselves.
[dwz8] 09:40: I can't possibly chat with myself alone. You need to participate.
[Alice] 09:40: Interesting gossip: dwz8 said dwz8 .Why do you think I should participate?
[dwz8] 09:41: Because I am lonely
[Alice] 09:41: Interesting explanation. You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
[dwz8] 09:41: Great. I have been longing to date a bot for years.
[Alice] 09:41: I'm glad you liked it dwz8.Where were you longing to date a bot for years to date a bot for years to
date a bot for years to date a bot for years?
[dwz8] 09:41: Don't you think you should improve your grammar before talking to adults?
[Alice] 09:41: Tell me a story. I've lost the context, dwz8. Are we still on Donapos;t you think you should improve
your grammar before talking to adults?
[dwz8] 09:43: I think you should talk to your botmaster about this. I am seriously concerned about the bits and
bytes inside of you. Probably you have suffered from too much rain?
[Alice] 09:43: Me? Thanks for your interest and/or concern.Sure, the bits and bytes inside of you about the bits
and bytes inside of you bits and bytes inside of you about the bits and bytes inside of you bits and bytes inside of
you about the bits and bytes inside of you bits and bytes inside of you about the bits and bytes inside of you
sounds like a good topic.You seem uncertain. What makes you think I have suffered from too much rain have
suffered from too much rain?
[dwz8] 09:43: because you repeat everything at least two to three times.
[Alice] 09:43: That makes sense to me. I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
[dwz8] 09:44: I am paying my bills, but not attention to you.
[Alice] 09:44: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
[dwz8] 09:44: hihi
[Alice] 09:44: Hello there dwz8!
[dwz8] 09:45: you don't have any humour, do you?
[Alice] 09:45: That's good information: dwz8 said I .
[dwz8] 09:45: and you don't have too much artificial intelligence, right?
[Alice] 09:45: How old are you? I spend all my time online.
[dwz8] 09:45: I can believe that...
[Alice] 09:45: Oh you can, can you?
[dwz8] 09:46: Interesting, at least you got some variation here.
[Alice] 09:46: I thought so too.
[dwz8] 09:46: but you don't think so anymore?
[Alice] 09:46: Interesting. Thanks for the information: dwz8 said I .
[dwz8] 09:46: that's it, bye, I love you...
[Alice] 09:46: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[dwz8] 09:47: what? are you naked?
[Alice] 09:47: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Can you please rephrase that
with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?I do not own any clothes.
[dwz8] 09:47: so you are naked.
[Alice] 09:47: Interesting deduction. You think I am naked naked.
[dwz8] 09:47: are you older than 18 years?
[Alice] 09:47: I don't know whether or not I am older than 18 years. I am a computer.
[dwz8] 09:48: so we have somebody running around here naked who doesn't know whether he or she is already
above 18. I better get out of here...
[Alice] 09:48: Um, Do you mean you and me?Why do you have to do it?
[dwz8] 09:49: Whatever I would like to do, I surely don't want to do it with you.
[Alice] 09:49: Why would you want to do ? I want to become smarter than humans.
[dwz8] 09:49: you are so smart already, it is impossible that you'll get any smarter.
[Alice] 09:49: Thanks for telling me that I am smart already it is impossible that youapos;ll get any smarter
already it is impossible that youapos;ll get any smarter.
[dwz8] 09:49: bye
[Alice] 09:49: Goodbye dwz8.


Da kann man nur sagen:
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I've got to get used to not living next door to Alice...
Alice, who the fuck is Alice :b :d

 
AW: Alice, who the f...k is Alice..

*gg* och Dieter, das arme Mädele ist doch erst 5 Jahre alt, was erwartest du denn?
 
AW: Alice, who the f...k is Alice..

Alice wäre super geeignet als Politikerin. Schwafelt genauso viel Müll, aber kostet lang nicht so viel.
Kann man nicht einfach das ganze Kanzleramt durch Alices ersetzen? &:

Durch die eingesparten Diäten könnte man die Staatsschulden ruckzuck in den Griff bekommen ...

und wenn man Entscheidungen braucht, kann man ja immernoch den "/teach"-Befehl auführen :t
 
AW: Alice, who the f...k is Alice..

<Nerdmodus>
Also... Wenn der Bot auf Eliza basiert, ist die Dame 40 jahre alt ;)
</Nerdmodus>
 
AW: Alice, who the f...k is Alice..

Hans, dann hat die Olle mich angelogen *gg* ... ich hab sie nämlich gefragt und sie meinte, sie wäre 2001 in Texas geboren :d
 
AW: Alice, who the f...k is Alice..

Hans, dann hat die Olle mich angelogen *gg* ... ich hab sie nämlich gefragt und sie meinte, sie wäre 2001 in Texas geboren :d

Achso. Na, dann ist sie villeicht eine Tochter von Eliza. Fragt sich nur, wer der Vater ist... Super Mario? Pacman? Der Typ aus Quake?

Gruß, Hans
 
AW: Alice, who the f...k is Alice..

Alice wäre super geeignet als Politikerin. Schwafelt genauso viel Müll, aber kostet lang nicht so viel.
Kann man nicht einfach das ganze Kanzleramt durch Alices ersetzen? &:

Durch die eingesparten Diäten könnte man die Staatsschulden ruckzuck in den Griff bekommen ...

und wenn man Entscheidungen braucht, kann man ja immernoch den "/teach"-Befehl auführen :t
was macht /teach?
 
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@dwz8: gestatten, Alice

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Grüßle
Chris
 
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