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Bald, Mädels, ist es wieder so weit....
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Was heißt hier "bald"? Das Video kommt 3 Wochen zu spät!
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas.
Bert had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. You shoulda bought a hat.'
Bert had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. You shoulda bought a hat.'
Schrubbel
Lord Helmchen
Z4-Roadster
macht Rennlizenz
Schrubbel
Lord Helmchen
Leider nicht nur im Englischen.
hast du einen rechtschreibfehler gefunden? macht nichts... du darfst ihn behalten
Schrubbel
Lord Helmchen
Zwei Mütter schieben ihre gleichaltrigen Kinder Lena und Kevin in Kinderwagen nebeneinander her und unterhalten sich über deren Entwicklung.
"Lena hat gestern ihr erstes Wort gesagt!", verkündet die erste Mutter stolz.
Daraufhin beugt sich Kevin zu ihr und fragt: "Und? Was hat die Kleine gesagt?"
"Lena hat gestern ihr erstes Wort gesagt!", verkündet die erste Mutter stolz.
Daraufhin beugt sich Kevin zu ihr und fragt: "Und? Was hat die Kleine gesagt?"
Harryz
...verfluchtes Saisonkennzeichen
FlyingFH
Benzin im Blut
Bitte sowas in Kleinanzeigen posten, Ihr kennt doch die Forenregeln...
FlyingFH
Benzin im Blut
Das war meins
Gruß
FlyingF
Gruß
FlyingF
Harryz
...verfluchtes Saisonkennzeichen
Z4-Roadster
macht Rennlizenz
Z4-Roadster
macht Rennlizenz
Snow-White
Orange - nicht Rot!
"We didn't start the fire ..." *sing* 
Tim
Tim